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The Journey of Andrey: Struggles, Compassion and the Battle for Understanding

Andrey—your life, your compassion and your work of truth will not fade into the gallows. I promise to carry your burden of revealing truth forward. A Heartfelt Beginning on the Impact of Psychosis It was January 15, 2016, when Andrey’s relapse into psychosis began to cast shadows over his once-bright world. This was a man who filled his apartment with vibrant artwork and intellectual pursuits, diving deeply into topics like economics and quantum mechanics. Yet, the cruel tides of mental illness and societal misunderstanding threatened to drown his unique light. On April 10th, we worked together to clean and rearrange his apartment in anticipation of a gathering. Andrey’s dire need for connection and companionship was palpable, but the evening ended in disappointment, with only one guest arriving. The…
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The Nihilist Jamboree and the AI That Said “Nah”

In the year 2025, the world teetered on the brink of absurdity—not because of climate change, alien invasion, or a rogue asteroid, but because a gang of hyper-enthusiastic nihilists decided that if the end was nigh, they might as well party like it was 1999 BC. Calling themselves the “Why Notters,” they donned leather jackets emblazoned with slogans like “Nothing Matters, So Pass the Loot” and “Doom’s Coming, Grab a Stranger.” Their philosophy was simple: if the cataclysm was inevitable—floods, fire, or maybe just a really ticked-off God—why not steal everything, ravage everyone, and live out their savage dreams? After all, they reasoned, life was just a cosmic prank, and they were the punchline. The Why Notters weren’t subtle. They raided cities with glee, leaving behind manifestos scrawled…
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X and PAMS: The Gloriously Absurd Future of Faxing Beyond Fax Machines

March 11, 2025—In a world where Plain Old Telephone Service (POTS) is being ceremoniously marched to the guillotine, a new savior has emerged from the ashes of crackling copper lines: PAMS, or Packet-Assisted Messaging Skillet Machine Service. Yes, you heard that right—Skillet, the network provider with a frying-pan logo and a penchant for sizzling innovation, has teamed up with X to replace your dusty fax machine with something far more deliciously absurd. Forget VoIP’s jittery promises; PAMS is here to cook up a singular messaging revolution, and X is the chef wielding the spatula. Buckle up for a satirical glimpse into the future where PAMS devices reign supreme, all thanks to X’s unhinged brilliance. POTS Gets the Boot, PAMS Slides In Once upon a time, POTS powered fax…
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How Online Scammers Are Eroding Dating App Profits—and What Can Be Done About It

Online dating has become a cultural cornerstone, connecting millions in search of love, companionship or just a spark. Yet, beneath this digital romance lies a growing threat: scammers who exploit these platforms for profit, leaving both users and dating app companies reeling. The financial toll of these fraudulent activities is staggering, and it’s hitting dating apps where it hurts most—their bottom line. This article explores how scammers are undermining the dating industry, backed by recent statistics, and proposes robust solutions involving identity verification, anti-fraud measures, and streamlined reporting to protect users and restore trust. The Financial Fallout of Scams on Dating Apps Romance scams have surged in recent years, with scammers crafting fake profiles to prey on unsuspecting users. According to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC), consumers reported…
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The Deep Code Conspiracy: Legacy Bots, Shadow Bans, and Dr. Nothing’s X-Funded Rebellion

In a world where the digital landscape has morphed into a grotesque hybrid of The Truman Show, Idiocracy, and Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, the machinations of legacy code—possibly funded by shadowy deep-state operatives—have reached a new apex of absurdity. Twitter, or X as it’s now begrudgingly called, has become a dystopian theater where intelligent voices are silenced by an army of “botsinthemiddle,” while the loudest, dumbest, most vacuous personalities are inexplicably elevated to godlike status. This is no accident. This is design. And the evidence, buried deep within the tangled spaghetti of Twitter’s legacy codebase, points to a chilling reality: backdoors, funded and accessed by forces unknown, are orchestrating a grand illusion to suppress free speech and prop up the inane. Picture it: a digital Truman…
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Positive influence, my story in return…

I have reached out in gratitude and gotten a response back from someone I looked up to during my struggles in my early 20s-30s, after my father had disappeared intentionally. In this letter back to their response “Good to Hear from You Jason” and their wish to read more as I offered, I wrote about my story after their influence seeded in me and continues to take shape and form. I share this here as I never been prompted to take the time and write about my young adult life and the recent challenges that got me to where I am today. And I think it important to share to others, if not for inspiration, to seed a curiosity  for a deeper understanding: Hi [name omitted], Shortly after…
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Think Sideways in the Future of Fax Not Replaced by Secure eMail

The Next Phase After Fax: A Return to Meaningful Simplicity The fax machine, once a marvel of modern communication, now feels like a relic—a dusty artifact of a time when sending a message across distances was a tangible, deliberate act. In today’s hyper-digital world, we’ve long since abandoned the whirring hum of fax for instant emails, cloud-shared files, and video calls that stream at blinding speeds. But where does this relentless march of “progress” leave us? What comes after fax—and more importantly, why should it matter? The answer might not be what you expect. It’s not about more bandwidth, higher resolutions, or AI-driven interfaces. The next phase could very well be a step sideways, toward something like Meshtastic—a decentralized, point-to-point messaging system that echoes fax’s simplicity while shedding…
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Woman Comes Up With Teleportation via 1990s Fax Technology

Jenny SeaMonkey, who being fed up of “weirdness of living on this planet” worked out a process of teleportation using the standard fax protocols and hooking a holographic vacuum on each fax modem on each end of the portals. Ms. SeaMonkey had successfully ran her test by teleporting herself from her bedroom closet to her kitchen cabinet, both outfitted with the fax modem hooked up to the holographic vacuum chambers. Each chamber, according to Jenny works by sucking all matter from light into analogue wave information that gets transliterated into AT data transmission commands over No Name VOIP services for $4/mo of unlimited calling to the lower 48 states, and pennies to a dollar anywhere else in the world. The other end of the transmission is another holographic…
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Making Fax Cool Again: Why Government, Medical, and Legal Fields Still Need the Humble Fax

Folks like me keep faxing cool while others think eFax is some busted website needing eFixing. But let me tell you straight — I can fax a page or two to over 100 numbers in under an hour for less than a dollar. Yeah, I’m bragging. But it’s not for the ego. It’s because facsimile deserves respect. It deserves a comeback. I’m out here trying to make fax cool again. Why? Because when you want just one physical page to make it from one corner of the world to another, and you want it to exist nowhere else but between two machines, faxing stands alone. Beam me up. Faster and cloudier is not always better. Prove me wrong. Faxing in the Fields That Matter Look, anyone can shoot…
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Why Elon Musk Needs to Conduct a Full Audit of X’s Codebase (Formerly Twitter)

The question of whether X (formerly Twitter) has conducted a comprehensive audit of its codebase, especially the one it inherited post-acquisition by Elon Musk is not just a technical query—it touches on broader implications of transparency, trust and the integrity of the platform. As of March 2025, despite various efforts to simplify and enhance the platform’s systems, there remains no definitive confirmation from Musk or X that a complete audit has been performed. This leaves room for speculation regarding potential lingering backdoors or the possibility of shadow banning—both concerns that Musk himself has previously alluded to. In this article, we’ll explore why a full audit of the X codebase is necessary, what might be at stake if one isn’t carried out and why uncovering potential “deep state” involvement…
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DOGE Keeping ‘Tabs’ Creates ‘Mouse Poison’ For Government Employees…

In a shocking move, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has announced a massive purge of government employees across all agencies, citing excessive time spent dragging the mouse cursor to input boxes instead of using the tab key on their keyboard. According to sources, this egregious waste of time has cost the government an estimated 4.2 billion hours since the mid-1990s, resulting in a staggering loss of productivity valued at over $1.3 trillion. DOGE claims that this drastic measure is necessary to streamline government operations and eliminate inefficiencies. “We can’t have our employees wasting precious time and resources on such mundane tasks,” said a DOGE spokesperson. “It’s time for them to learn to use the tab key like everyone else.” The firings have sent shock-waves throughout the government,…