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Mycobacterium avium subsp. paratuberculosis (MAP) in Milk: A Potential Vector in Autism Development in Children

Introduction The rising prevalence of autism spectrum disorders (ASD) has spurred extensive research into potential environmental and biological triggers. While much attention has been given to factors such as aluminum in vaccines, emerging evidence suggests that Mycobacterium avium subsp. paratuberculosis (MAP), a resilient bacterium linked to Johne’s disease in ruminants, may play a significant role. Found in milk and dairy products, including baby formula, MAP’s potential as a vector in autism development warrants closer examination. This article explores the historical evolution of MAP from its origins in Johne’s disease, its adaptation into a resistant superbug due to antibiotic use in livestock, and its hypothesized link to autism, drawing on pioneering research by Thomas J. Borody, John Aitken, and Rodrick Chiodini. Historical Context: From Johne’s Disease to MAP as…
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FDA Ruling on Removing Pharmaceutical Influence: Implications and Historical Context

Overview of the Ruling In April 2025, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), under Commissioner Marty Makary, implemented a policy to eliminate pharmaceutical industry representatives from its advisory committees. This reform replaces industry insiders with patients and caregivers to prioritize public health over corporate interests. The initiative aligns with the Responsibility in Drug Advertising Act of 2025, which targets misleading pharmaceutical marketing and enhances regulatory transparency (Makary, 2025). Implications of the Ruling Restored Public Trust: Excluding pharmaceutical representatives addresses longstanding criticism of industry influence, fostering confidence in the FDA’s impartiality. Reduced Approval Bias: Advisory committees influence drug and device approvals. Removing industry voices minimizes biased recommendations, ensuring decisions prioritize scientific evidence and patient safety (Carpenter, 2020). Patient-Centered Focus: Including patients and caregivers ensures decisions reflect real-world needs,…
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The Rectum Protocol: Decentralized Communication Straight from Uranus

In a world drowning in overcomplicated tech buzzwords and centralized kill switches, a revolutionary new system has emerged from the cosmic depths: the Rectum Protocol, powered by the Uranus Networks. Forget your bloated 5G towers and fiber-optic overlords—this decentralized marvel promises to strip away the man-in-the-middle, eliminate Truman Show-style surveillance, and deliver messages with the purity of a carrier pigeon on a suicide mission. Built on the principles of encryption, machine-to-machine (M2M) communication, and a no-nonsense approach to data flow, the Rectum Protocol is here to unclog the digital pipes and give you control—straight from the source. The backbone of this system? A radio frequency network named after the fiercest warrior queen of lore: Red Sonia RF. Operating on an unregulated spectrum, Sonia RF uses low-powered signals to…
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The Twisted Frontier: Unraveling the Physics of Cables (Or Not)

In the annals of scientific inquiry, few mysteries have proven as stubbornly elusive as the physics of cables. From the dusty drawer of tangled earbuds to the labyrinthine mess behind your TV, cables defy logic, order, and all known laws of physics. The question remains, whispered in hushed tones by frustrated techies and physicists alike: Has anyone figured out the first law of cable dynamics? Spoiler alert: No. And we’re not even close. Let’s start with the basics—or rather, the tangles. Enter the Cable Entanglement Theory, a hypothesis so intuitive it hurts. Picture this: You neatly coil your HDMI cable, tuck it into a drawer, and shut it tight. You return days later to find it inexplicably knotted with a USB-C cord, a rogue headphone wire, and—somehow—a stray…
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The Great Web Debacle: How Tim Berners-Lee’s HTML Dream Turned Kids Into Screen Zombies and Killed the Family Picnic

In a quiet corner of CERN, sometime around 1989, Tim Berners-Lee and his trusty sidekick Robert Cailliau hatched a scheme so diabolically nerdy it would change the world forever. Armed with a NeXT computer, a handful of angle brackets, and a dream of hyperlinked research papers, they birthed the World Wide Web—or as they innocently called it, “WorldWideWeb” (one word, because spaces are for peasants). Little did they know their quaint little invention would doom children to a dirt-free existence, obliterate the wholesome family picnic, flood pharmacies with Vitamin D3 supplements, and leave superior internet protocols like BBS, IRC, Usenet, and Gopher choking in the dust of dial-up modems. Picture the scene: Berners-Lee, twiddling his mustache (he didn’t have one, but he should have), muttering about “HTTP this”…
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Foundation of the WorldWideWeb Turns 36 Today

Tim Berners-Lee, with Robert Cailliau’s support, birthed the World Wide Web and its first browser at CERN, initially serving as a hypertext document system. Their work evolved into the global WWW through open standards and broader adoption. HTML, created by Berners-Lee, grew from a simple markup language into a cornerstone of the Web, standardized by the W3C, which Berners-Lee founded to ensure the Web’s coherence and accessibility. Today’s WWW reflects their foundational vision, expanded by decades of innovation and collaboration. Tim Berners-Lee, a British computer scientist, and Robert Cailliau, a Belgian engineer and computer scientist, played pivotal roles in the development of the World Wide Web (WWW). Their collaboration at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, laid the groundwork for one of the most transformative technologies of…
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Greg’s Cosmic Downgrade: From IT to ISS to… Oops?

Gregory Gable, a 54-year-old IT veteran with 30+ years of experience, had battled every tech gremlin imaginable—parallel port printers that ghosted him, IBM System/360 servers that crashed mid-inventory due to actual bugs and modems that taunted him with their initial AT dial-up connection handshake sound failures due to bad POTS lines. But his breaking point came last month in Boise, Idaho, when he spent three agonizing hours wrestling with those tiny WiFi cables—you know the ones that connect to to the M.2 WiFi modules?! “This is the most time I’ve ever spent on such a menial task,” he grumbled, his fingers trembling as he tried to align the minuscule connectors, having bent one in the process. Chad overhearing his grumbling, 23-year-old janitor whizzed over and plugged them in…
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The Nihilist Jamboree and the AI That Said “Nah”

In the year 2025, the world teetered on the brink of absurdity—not because of climate change, alien invasion, or a rogue asteroid, but because a gang of hyper-enthusiastic nihilists decided that if the end was nigh, they might as well party like it was 1999 BC. Calling themselves the “Why Notters,” they donned leather jackets emblazoned with slogans like “Nothing Matters, So Pass the Loot” and “Doom’s Coming, Grab a Stranger.” Their philosophy was simple: if the cataclysm was inevitable—floods, fire, or maybe just a really ticked-off God—why not steal everything, ravage everyone, and live out their savage dreams? After all, they reasoned, life was just a cosmic prank, and they were the punchline. The Why Notters weren’t subtle. They raided cities with glee, leaving behind manifestos scrawled…
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X and PAMS: The Gloriously Absurd Future of Faxing Beyond Fax Machines

March 11, 2025—In a world where Plain Old Telephone Service (POTS) is being ceremoniously marched to the guillotine, a new savior has emerged from the ashes of crackling copper lines: PAMS, or Packet-Assisted Messaging Skillet Machine Service. Yes, you heard that right—Skillet, the network provider with a frying-pan logo and a penchant for sizzling innovation, has teamed up with X to replace your dusty fax machine with something far more deliciously absurd. Forget VoIP’s jittery promises; PAMS is here to cook up a singular messaging revolution, and X is the chef wielding the spatula. Buckle up for a satirical glimpse into the future where PAMS devices reign supreme, all thanks to X’s unhinged brilliance. POTS Gets the Boot, PAMS Slides In Once upon a time, POTS powered fax…
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How Online Scammers Are Eroding Dating App Profits—and What Can Be Done About It

Online dating has become a cultural cornerstone, connecting millions in search of love, companionship or just a spark. Yet, beneath this digital romance lies a growing threat: scammers who exploit these platforms for profit, leaving both users and dating app companies reeling. The financial toll of these fraudulent activities is staggering, and it’s hitting dating apps where it hurts most—their bottom line. This article explores how scammers are undermining the dating industry, backed by recent statistics, and proposes robust solutions involving identity verification, anti-fraud measures, and streamlined reporting to protect users and restore trust. The Financial Fallout of Scams on Dating Apps Romance scams have surged in recent years, with scammers crafting fake profiles to prey on unsuspecting users. According to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC), consumers reported…